Quotation
TV announcer: … the relatively short Olympic road of this great and glorious people, but so successful.
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Boy: I bet Alexander Dityatin wins all the medals!
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Now, be honest, how many cars do they have?
-Three.
They must be big shots in the Ministry of the Interior.
-Seems like it.
So why is he just in the Volkspolizei?
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Make sure the light in his cell is turned on and off alternately.
-But we can’t…
That’s an order, Comrade Unterleutnant.
-Yes, sir, Comrade Major. Every 15 minutes?
No regularities, comrade. Or he can hold on to that.
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My own daughter, in the Stasi swamp.